But you can't, so I won't.
Unless you did, in which case here's a cookie.
It's very scientific.
If you'd like to see the slow demise of the snowman, I found a video. The snowman's name is Böögg, because I mean if you had a snowman, wouldn't you name it Böögg? I would.
Anyway, I'm going to post ALL THE PICTURES. I didn't go to the parade this year, but my mom did, and Little Brother did, too, so I'm stealing their photos:
|Mr. Bögg before his fiery demise. He looks so calm and clueless, smoking his pipe. He doesn't realize that in a few hours his head will explode and everyone will be happy about this.|
|Be-costumed kids. This is basically the whole parade. Note all the candy bags.|
|Horsesssss. Mom likes horses muchly, so there were lots of horse pictures so sort through.|
|Shadow's all like, "STAHP, I want this discarded flower."|
|"Let me eat cake, and you can just watch."|
|More be-costumed kids.|
|Be-wigged French children.|
|The Lady in Plum is looking far too happy today. You should be off kidnapping changelings, why are you even in Zürich.|
|A funeral band? Of sultry, serene-sounding bagpipes? I guess.|
|I want the socks.|
|Cheerleaders and pom-pomsssss, just becausssssse.|
|Isn't this the creepiest? Like, in the red? Like they're little vampires or something.|
And lastly, remember how a few months ago I posted this blog of Little Brother's photos? And you guys were all very nice and cool about it? So he was encouraged to start his own photo-blog, and I think his pictures are great. If you peeked in once in a while, he would think you even cooler.